Balsac hails from the planet Ennui. His age is rumoured to be pi x 10^21,000,000. His weight is 12 tons when fully dressed, and 98 pounds in a towel. His height is described as "taller than Oderus." Balsac writes songs by scratching his scrotum with his guitar and prefers quadriplegics over blondes. Invented V.D. and has a bear-trap for a face." He is generally depicted as the most intelligent member of GWAR (verified by oracle Scroda Moon), and is generally respected as such by other characters. He is also depicted as the member with the most serious drinking problem - drawings of him often feature a goblet in his hand, and he claimed to be immune to the effects of the Jagermonsta because he was "already drunk."

Just a complete sculpt over of S.Surfer. His battle axe was a WWE weapon modified with fixit sculpt.