Hey everyone! It's your friendly neighborhood Merc with a mouth here. I hijacked this f--- post to tell you all about the most beautiful action figure in the world, me. My noggin, beautiful pecs, gorgeous biceps and incredibly muscular thighs were developed after months in the gym, while legs from the knees down, and my arms from the elbow down were from some scrawny white kid from LCBH? Eh. Who cares. Enjoy!