Imagine, if you would, that you your child is ill, and decide to them to the doctors. The first one you find is open, and you chose to take them there.

The first thing you notice is the 600lb Gorrilla acting as receptionist. Judy, as her name turns out to be, demands that you fill the form in, then ushers you into the doctor's examination room.

You sit your child on the bed whilst you wait for the doctor to arrive. You turn around for no more than three seconds whilst you complain about how cray this all is - and when you turn back, the doctor has appeared from thin air and is in the midst of examaning your son. A doctor wearing a ninja mask.

After checking the boy over, the doctor quickly dodges as he vomits - a substance that he claims is maple syrup. He accuses the boy of Lumberjacking, and tells you he has Paul Bunyan's disease - just as your son convulses and turns into a thirty foot tall raging lumberjack...



Dr McNinja was created from a Mr Pink base figure, a Mr Fantastic labcoat and scratch built stethascope.
stethescope. Doctor's listening thingy. Sword is from a Shaman King figure.